Dammit, not again. Every year, these people pull this. The Kardashians copy my Christmas card.
I don’t know how they’re doing it; but they’re sneaking ideas straight out of my brain before I even have a chance to act on them.
Here’s a glimpse at their card, as reported by Go Fug Yourself:
Now. Let me just tell you what was going through my mind when *I* cooked up the idea for *our* family card.
I was like, “So, here’s the plan: Everyone wear white, because it’s virginal, and Christmas is a time for miracles. Nobody wear socks. Everyone hold a glass of champagne, even the babies. Nah, scratch that – not the babies, they always waste the champagne. In the back, we’ll have a DJ, so it looks like we’re having a party, symbolizing that every day is a celebration in the metaphorical club known as life. As a prop, we’ll put a white pussycat in a box, suggesting through subtle visual cues our message that sexuality cannot be fully explored until one is willing to open up repressed notions and cross racial barriers. Everyone with a nice big ass stands up; everyone with a medium ass sits down.”
Then LO AND BEHOLD, look who comes out with the SAME. DAMN. THING.
THIEVES, I tell you.