On this great day of fireworks, bottle rockets, and other phallic symbols of patriotism, I give you this:

The Phillips Fidelio
The Fidelio gets the job done. The job of blowing… music…. into your ears.

My new iPod speaker is called the Fidelio.

(Go ahead, say “fidelio” a few times fast. Maybe mispronounce it a little.)

Behold the shape of the speaker.

Observe how it fits in this attractive female hand.

And now, ladies and gentlemen, please stand and applaud the tagline:

Sound that blows you away.

Happy birthday, America!

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