What He Should Have Done in Vegas
August 23, 2012 § 3 Comments
Prince Harry partied and got naked in Las Vegas.
And that’s the story?
Wouldn’t the bigger story be if he went to Vegas and read a book and put on his jammies and went to bed on time?
The story should be that he didn’t get crazy ENOUGH, because he should have been riding down the street on the back of a tiger with a flock of midget showgirls dressed as leprechauns shooting cash out of a cannon.
He’s a PRINCE in VEGAS.
He ought to have been wearing chaps in a fountain, with a shark on a leash.
Yeah- I mean, maybe the media has never actually SEEN Vegas?
Seriously.
BREAKING NEWS: Prince Harry went swimming!
Was he swimming with a gorgeous transvestite Lady(ish) Gaga, to whom he may or may not have just gotten married in an Elvis chapel, in a bathtub filled with champagne while wearing a diamond snorkel? If not, it’s not a Vegas story.
I love that he did stupid things in Vegas. Because if I was him, I would do stupid things in Vegas. A LOT OF VERY STUPID THINGS. Midget showgirls! Sharks on leashes! THIS WOULD JUST BE THE BEGINNING.