How to Show Nice Manners to Thieves
August 20, 2012 § 6 Comments
Over on Facebook, we’re crafting a strategy whereby I can be more welcoming and accommodating of the jackwads who keep breaking into my car. My mama taught me that a hand-written note goes a long way toward personalizing one’s message. So I’m going to start by leaving this note on my steering wheel at night:
Maybe with a plate of cookies?
Love it! Haven’t had that problem and hope to never have it, but if I do, you’ve given me a fine blueprint!
I had my car broken into a few years ago. I was really annoyed. Especially since they took my son’s preschool bag. Wish I could send your “loving” thoughts to that scumbag as well.
Yeah, it’s a creepy feeling, opening your car door to see that all your stuff has been moved around. Even — or especially? — if you have so little stuff in your car as to make it absolutely senseless to break in and mess with it.
This is hilarious! Thanks for sharing.
Reblogged this on Laura Diamond Writes On . . . and commented:
Besides having what I consider the best title of any blog (“I Miss You When I Blink”), cribbed from something the author’s child once said, she is smart, sassy and a freakin’ hoot. Why not check out this installation…
“Have a blessed day, Motherfucker”
An ending that is so dear to my heart. Hope it works!