How to Show Nice Manners to Thieves
August 20, 2012 § 6 Comments
Over on Facebook, we’re crafting a strategy whereby I can be more welcoming and accommodating of the jackwads who keep breaking into my car. My mama taught me that a hand-written note goes a long way toward personalizing one’s message. So I’m going to start by leaving this note on my steering wheel at night:
Maybe with a plate of cookies?