July 4, 2012 § 1 Comment
On this great day of fireworks, bottle rockets, and other phallic symbols of patriotism, I give you this:
My new iPod speaker is called the Fidelio.
(Go ahead, say “fidelio” a few times fast. Maybe mispronounce it a little.)
Behold the shape of the speaker.
Observe how it fits in this attractive female hand.
And now, ladies and gentlemen, please stand and applaud the tagline:
Sound that blows you away.
Happy birthday, America!